The Sparkle Gradient is a scientifically-calculated spectrum of colors that perfectly captures the essence of pure, unadulterated Sock Glitter. Our team of expert scientists (okay, our intern, Larry) have worked tirelessly to create this masterpiece.
Our proprietary Sock Glitter Index measures the exact amount of sparkle per square inch of fabric. Results are displayed on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being pure, unadulterated Sock Glitter.
Our team has discovered a phenomenon known as the Sock Glitter Abyss, a void so deep and so sparkly, it defies human understanding. Don't worry, our researchers are on it.